Meet TED. Ted is our yard ornament. Tim and Aaron bought him last fall despite my misgivings. He guards our front flower bed. Ted does not do well when "the wind comes sweeping down the plains" . It causes him to fall over and bump his head. I renamed the creeping flox because of Ted. It has become the CREEPY Flox. Isn't the creepy flox beautiful this year? Or at least IT WAS beautiful until today.